umm, why is the TORNADO siren going off??
a word of advice: don't ever touch 2000 flushes with your bare hands...unless you wanna look like a smurf!
just run out of wrapping paper...*sigh*
OMG i can't sleep.......................
umm...christmas is the day after tomorrow and i have not wrapped ONE present yet. *sigh*
why did i not know Suzanne Pleshette died this year?
OMG why are people f-ing with me today?! WHERE IS MY DAMN FOOD DONATO'S? it's been 50 minutes!!
finally got my internets back!!!
this earring is stuck in my daughter's ear and i HAVE to get it out...i don't know what to do...