Helloooo are you recovered from the racketeering yet?

Stickymarsh: If I was going to take a poll.. I'd take it in my ass

Ruthless inventory cull

It's funny, I was going through years old emails and could delete ones from ex boyfriends without reading them but couldn't delete any from my old besties. Le sigh

Lol a landlady who kicks you out if you ban a griefer from your parcel and when you prove he hit you with scripted objects calls you an old cow in German, nice!

housing deposit paid. AAAAAAH

http://www.flickr.com/photos/keiraseerose/9363395071/

that awkward moment when you give up your blog and then your like, damn I look cute. I should bl........ damnit!

if I'm the only brit more excited about the impending storm to break this heat than the impending baby. lol

I hate when im in the bank and my breasts ring. #firstworldproblems