when you're drunk, everything is cool. until you find someone more interesting than you. sorry boy, you gotta sit down. stage is mine.

If I see a deer running in the field, I name the baby, ‘Running Deer.’ Tell me, Two Dogs Fucking, why do you ask?”

"If I see an eagle flying overhead, I name the baby ‘Soaring Eagle...’

The Chief replies, “I look for events that coincide with the birth."

An Indian warrior goes up to the Chief that names all the new babies and asks, “How do you come up with the names?”

ano kaya gagawin ko pag nag sink in na finally sa ulo kong naholdap ako at wala na kong pera...

minimalist ang pagibig ko, pwede mong isukbit at itago sa likod ng mga tugmaan, minsan pwede ding sa loob ng panty mo.

now this is independence!

seriously, will anybody care about today if its not fucking double pay? that's what i thought, asshole!

to sleep for 2345373 hours and wake up the site director of his shitty job.