somewhere far along this road i lost my soul to a woman so heartless...

im stuck.

why?

your hotness does makes me melt.

what you do in life...it affects the lives of your offspring...lol

nice try mom...i wasn't serious enough? dude! ditto

subject-verb agreement, correct past,present & future tenses & correct pronunciation are the least requirement for a smart girl hehe..

do chickens have talons?

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

yo mama is so fugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!