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Me: ...is there someone walking around upstairs?
No. It's my dog snoring. He sounds like floorboards creaking

What's my character's best feature, according to yours?

Racism and Sexism Claims Shake a Modern Fantasy Vill...also I just kind of think this is cool. I'm not into reenactment but if I was? I'd go here

BRUCE HAS MASTERED THE HUG COMMAND.

I Baked an Entire THANKSGIVING DINNER in an EASY-BAK...

What are my writing quirks? What do you expect from a thread with me?

I have such a craving for cheap Indian food but I had to get my cards replaced because I lost my wallet so I'm out of food money until the 12th. I have soup! But goddamn do I want naan to go with it

My dad has graduated from "barely tolerates my pets" to "takes Bruce on errands with him and gets him snacks"

[celebrity death] Tony Todd though