's baby has a cough upon her chest.

be asleep in approximately three zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

"As long as I can keep listening to old Ricky Gervais podcasts, I'll be fine."

he could sleep like a normal person.

half asleep.

"Happy Newtonmas, everybody." crickets...crickets...crickets...

compiling a list of people to throw his shoes at. Good thing I have a lot of shoes.

"If I knew it was going to be this cold in New Jersey, I'd have been born in Canada."

's experiments reveal that because of the shape of my ear canals, music sounds richer when I'm smiling. Why then, do I prefer sad music?

mistaken, and had a beautiful dream last night.