RIP Facebook. Too many of our parents joined

At the gym doing sit ups Boy: "1... 2... 3." Then a hot girl walks by "153...154...155.

I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many morons act wasted.

Profiles of Faith: Joseph and Mary - A Faithful Couple - dld.bz/bvJfB

Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide which part of the body you wanna Poke.

Most kids : I like to drink and smoke weed. Me : When its cold out I like to breathe heavily and pretend I am a dragon.

Wag mong hayaang lumalim ang feelings mo sakanya, kung alam mong walang pagasa.

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Making up a whole story in your head, hoping that one day it actually happens.

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog? I imagine that in their heads they’re like: THAT IS DOG I AM DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG