Civilisation! (or at least Perthshire). Thanks all for messages and love. We'll be back in manc in a few days for pints.

I am married.

Pissed up on surprise secondary stag do. Yaaar!

We crashed the car last night. We're both fine and damage minimal. Hit a wheel on the road outside braintree. Spectacular failage.

OMFGLEAVINGTOGETMARRIED

I'm actually beginning to vibrate slightly with nerves.

I'm officially stressed out and nervous. No loud noises, jerky movements or sudden changes of plan pleez KTHXBYE

I can't believe I've had cause to say "Suck it, Ray Manzarek" more than twice in a week.

For a crazy moment there, I was laboring under the misapprehension that I'd invented the term "Social Not-Working"

attention Plurk.