Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.

TEIAM. problem solved.

clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.

putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie

I don't pray often but if you're up there, please save me... superman... toink!

feeling OCD right now... i'm gathering my thoughts in alphabetical order...

there are 365 days in a year but only 360 degrees in a circle. What happened to the other 5?

"What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it?... Next week."

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." - Albert Einstein

there'll still be an episode of 'Chuck' next week. Latest episode seem like a season ender... bummer!