Gang of Four - To Hell with Poverty

I have a feeling I'm being mistaken for someone else- an asshole, probably.

I don't get it. I just don't.

Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence.

That is a bear... on steroids! www.dorkly.com/comic/358...

"If you want people to mourn your death, you might as well tell them to mourn your birth, too. Both are inevitable."

Stop complaining. Fix it.

The sun's not yellow it's chicken.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.