If people hate you, don't be worried, because haters are the ones who hate people they can't be.

Have you ever noticed when you're hiding, you always have to pee?

Hnd naman masama mangarap ng gising dahil hnd ka naman pwedeng mangarap ng tulog. Hind nangangarap ang tulog, panaginip ang tawag don tanga.

Forgettin you is hard to do, forgettin me is up to you.

Dear fridge, I'll be back in 30 minutes, please go shopping. #Hungry

The first blowjob must have been really awkward: "Hey! Don't eat that! Eww, what are you doing?! Stop! Oh! Ohhh… thats nice keep going"

A friend helps you up when you fall, but a best friend points and laughs and says “Walk much, dumbass?!”

I hait it wen stoopid pepul spell stuf rong!

Dear Slut, has your left leg met your right leg yet?

Mga batang beki naglalaro: Nyonget nyupa, jimpyerney! Jim Jimpyerney! Si Ante Corazon may jisitang Japon! Joksak Juso shulo ang jugo!!!