oh, steak n shake. I am a virgin to ur seductive high caloric ways.

watching the boys swim with cousins while Jen goes to the michigan city outlet mall.

having mcbreakfast poolside watching the masses of smiths walk back and forth.

at bells eccentric cafe in Kalamazoo enjoying a sampling of a dark rye beer.

oh ya. 1-75 is closed before 9 mile. had to go up to Woodward, and then to 8 mile to get back on.

final ABV measurement on the "Hopping Mad" brew: 9.8%... that's damn near wine! hiccup!

We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt.

Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.

had an interesting morning. In the last two hours I've lost my job, my apartment, my car, and my girlfriend.

Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.