Every election is determined by the people who show up.

Parents were the only ones obligated to love you; from the rest of the world you had to earn it.

Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense.

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a election’s appointment.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.........................................

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.

You could write a book about things that you can't find on-line.

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.