My increased salaciousness may be due to months of 100% sobriety or the clove of garlic I swallow daily. Garlic is nature's Viagra. Ironic.

ping.fm/csOj6 My new show.

Reality show contestants/participants. NOT celebrities NOT newsworthy. Hear me TMZ? I refuse to read one word on the lives of said people.

Sex 2x's a day is NOT enough and I've given in to feeling pissy and sorry for myself. boohoo...wahwah...etc.

I don't have a penis, but I'd like one... or two.

ping.fm/InjB1 My anthem for the day...

Hello world! I am awake and ready for you. *yawn* That was a fit sleep with good dreams. Mmm... coffee...

ping.fm/07ib8 I don't watch the Stargate movies, but this is pleasing to me as I attempt to fall asleep♥ Good night/morning.

Argh! I have allergies SO BAD for the first time since I left Cali...

I'm headed to Zzzzzz town, so I won't be chatting on RGR TV ping.fm/W1xlH