Don't drink when your mad, sad or any negativity that you have in your kalerky state. Instead drink when you're happy and gay. Cheers! Labo.

Sabi na nga ba eh!

VTS: Anywhere Anything - A Gabe Bondoc Original

Minsan bawal ma-excite.

Tambay next week

It's good to be back.

Ambot sa kambing na may bangs!

Libreng punta ng Subic.

Lost 12lbs. Keri pala eh.

Once is enough. Twice is too much. Thrice is stupidity. How about the fourth, fifth and the sixth? It's beyond stupidity.