Injured Inline Hockey player: I wish I had another Percocet... Hey, wanna buy a cupcake?
Me: No, but I'll take a Percocet.
Everyone: YEAH!

Jazzman's Barista: If I could be in two places at once, I would commit crimes.
Me: So would I. Perfect alibi.

I would really like a vacation. Or, you know, someone to love me for me. That'd be nice, too.

The main reason I have been avoiding eating? The anxiety nausea.

So... in other news, life sucks and it can seriously fucking blow me. I am so tired.

Oh hai plurk!

A great thinker and activist has been lost: www.cnn.com/2011/12/16/s...

[health] Stupid cold gave me a zit on my nose, that gets irritated every time I blow. RAWR!

[rl] [relationships] The only thing harder than finding your dead boyfriend's 1 year AA coin is finding the poetry he wrote for you.

[rl] There needs to be a list for today. And my list paper is in the other room. So... plurk is now the home of the list.