Before you point your fingers, Be sure your hands are clean.

This is all your fault, you limey FUCK!!!

i leave behind this hurricane of fucking lies!

There's no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness

mahirap maging pogi

She took a giant shit on my face. Literally. Well, no, not literally. That's disgusting. lolz!!!

no silent prayer for faith departed

playing basketball BRB muna ^_^

Most of the sex I've had in my life was not as personal as that kiss.

Most of the sex I've had in my life was not as personal as that kiss.