Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.
"Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the woman I love and the second, For my best friend"
If i has to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU.(what the f**k)hahahahahaha....
Just a Joke.....a cat & a bird
wer walking
beside d po0l..
Wen sudEnly
d cAt fell
in2 d p0ol..
D bird
laughed
M0RAL LESS0N:
if der
Love is in the water - love is in the air
Show me where to look - tell me where love be there?