PILLOW: Hi, I'm a pillow, and I get head everynight.... CD: Hi, I'm CD, and I get fuck everyday.
The day after your birthday sucks because all the fun of getting stuff and aging is gone.
It sucks when the person you like tells you they like you too and then you wake up and realize it didn't really happen.
She can be the nicest girl in the world, but if the guy YOU have your eye on likes HER, she turns into the enemy.
"1 < 3p(3+3r)" "Oh my gosh, you love Peter?!?" "Um, no, this is my math homework."
You've thought something was bendable so you bent it, but it broke.
Strange how 'Good morning', 'Good afternoon', and 'Good evening' are generally used as greetings while 'Good night' is used as a goodbye.