Trying to remember only makes you forget even more.
1, 2, 3, smile... Did you take it yet? Oh crap it's on video.
It makes me sad when English is someone's second language, but they can spell better than half of the English speaking population.
There's always that one random person who catches you doing the weirdest things.
Everybody should stop making fun of Justin Beiber. Poor girl.
If you watch SAW backwards, it is a truly amazing story about one man providing countless limbs for the disabled.
don't apologize... i hope you choke and die...
I wish I saved all the tears I cried for you so I could fucking drown you in them.