"Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, the fat makes you look fat."

Take care of other people's feelings, because sorry is NOT always an EFFECTIVE REMEDY.

They should print books with glow-in-the-dark ink so you can read at night

happy new year!!!

Happy

gosh!!! I miss plurking!!

It's not up to me anymore. If you want me in your life you'll find a way to put me there.

It's easy to move along. Not looking back is the hard one #TM

karma doooown!

Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless someone asked me, "What are you doing this weekend?"