Me: /watching the ring camera as our weird neighbor is at the door and I know Roman’s mom is out back
Me: ... nah, I don’t want to put pants on

[dark shadows] I’m still on my shit, but it never fails to show me how in love will loomis is with barnabas collins. It’s ridiculous. I love it.

Man, I’m craving carne asada nachos so bad 😩

I think I’ve been too spoiled eating Hebrew national and Nathan’s hot dogs because I had a ballpark dog today and not only was it yucky but it made me sick

What’s up y’all 💖 there’s something about waking up to cats snuggling you and then giving you lots of love and affection in bed that makes me feel loved

[sdv]
people just out here making mods

Could you imagine being a vampire and just coffin rotting for a couple of decades because you’re having a bad century?

You know, dark shadows is a lot less confusing when you have access to the full series. Thanks tubi, I totally needed to binge a horror themed soap opera

What’s up my homies? I made 60$ today by doing some mental health and drug use survey I was selected for and agreeing to do an interview later on

Such an unfortunate product name