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every now and then, I write something that makes no fucking sense.

"What do you want for your birthday?" "A Lansing Lugnuts hat." "Why?" "Why not?"

Amazon Prime Music Station: John Coltrane. I'm officially old.

feature freeze in a few days... code freeze in 2 weeks... nah, this is easy. Just take it on the run, baby.

when I don't feel like I've really earned my release bonus, I buy silly things and spread them throughout the building.

Blue Man Group - Exhibit 13

"Where is that ballcap from?" "Columbus Clippers. I like to wear minor league baseball team ballcaps." "Columbus Ohio?" "Yes, we had a writers conference there."

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

"There's a really good restaurant by the airport there... let me think." (response that shuts down conversation.) "Oh, okay. Fuck you too." (walks away)