When you are lazy to pick up something So, you just use your feet as your hand.
Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the switch.
There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.
Dear Facebook, you were amazing just the way you WERE. Sincerely, Bruno Mars.
The Awkward Moment When Teacher continuously stares at you in exam.
That fail moment when you finish the popcorn before the movie starts.
Giving your friend the ''what the fuck is this'' look during a test.
Sorry sluts but love doesn't stand for, LEGS.OPEN.VERY.EASILY.
When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says "Aww, you were soo cute! What happened?" Bitch. I got sexy. That's what happened.
You're thirteen, you should be picking flowers, not baby names.