Been in the doctors office bathroom for 20 minutes just cannot pee to save my life

The more i contemplate and read the more i think i fit the diagnostic criteria for OCD which really isnt something i can follow up on too hard rn

Does anyone else lowkey fick with egg tiners ⏲️

⏲️. Just discovered this

PLURK MY BITCH UP

i love plurk and plurking to all of my friends on plurk

She’s the plurk. Ten things i hate about plurk. When plurky met sally. My big fat plurk wedding. How to plurk a guy in ten days. 500 plurks of summer

lowkey i love music

Weird plurk yankovic. Weird Al Plurkovic

To the tune of Imagine Dragons’ Believer: YOU MAKE ME A YOU MAKE A PLURK USER! PLURK USER!

Let me know if you liked this one by clicking like, leavinf a plurkply or repluek, or adding me as a friend on plurk! I always plurk back. Alright, have a good night everybody, it’s about time i hit the hey. Just fettin late for me. Time to turn in for the night. Swee