To the tune of Imagine Dragons’ Believer: YOU MAKE ME A YOU MAKE A PLURK USER! PLURK USER!

Let me know if you liked this one by clicking like, leavinf a plurkply or repluek, or adding me as a friend on plurk! I always plurk back. Alright, have a good night everybody, it’s about time i hit the hey. Just fettin late for me. Time to turn in for the night. Swee

I gotta go on like a month long road trip with one to three people

honestly im relying on plurk to revive the posters instinct in me because i was crazy back in the day. posting absolute heaters to two likes in it for the love of the game. need that energy back in my life

im on the plurk up! (like come up)

this says a lot about our community

just noticed two bruises on either bicep from hauling the biggest most heaviest CRT ever to the TO's car. I bleed for this shit dont let anyone tell you otherwise #ssplurkm

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sigh... if only my friend baipu could replurk or plurkply on one of my plurks...

no one even likes my piece of shit plurks fuck im not made to be a purkfluencer its fucking over i may as well quit now fuck