iheartdear @iheartdear

iheartdear

@iheartdear

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female Dublin, Ireland

Hi my name is Nicole!

I have nothing really to say about myself because I am a random person,

I love making people laugh and happy

, but sometimes I accidentally slip out my tongue

13 years ago 3

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

13 years ago 3

God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

13 years ago 3

frienship is like peeing on yourself. everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the warmth of it.

13 years ago 3

that the worst thing about being lied to is knowing you were not worth the truth.

13 years ago 3

What gets longer when pulled, fits between your ****, inserts neatly into a hole and work best when jerked? A SEAT BELT you PERVERT!

13 years ago 2

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.

13 years ago 2

Behind my smile is everything you will never understand.

13 years ago 3

his dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog, to dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,for dog,30 dog,seconds dog!Now read without the word dog

13 years ago 5

13 years ago 3

im so tired