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Show people new songs you loves. No one cares. 3 months later, everyone is singing it 'cause it was on the radio. *All the f*cking time*

media.tumblr.com/tumblr_... When you throw something at your friend but it hits someone else.

Most of the laugh tracks you hear on television were recorded in the 1950's, which means a lot of people you are hearing laughing, are dead!

At the age of 16, 80% of people have already met the person they are trying to marry.

EXPECTATION: using person next to you as pillow. REALITY: using the pillow next to you as a person.

Good morning!

Insomnia. Kidding.

Deplurk!