me letting out the wettest burp in the middle of the local kmart

she ebe on my neazer till i scrooge

boi oi oi oinggg

thou see the field in which is sow my fucks in? tis empty, ha! i hath no fucks to giveth you!

what in the boomer is that emoji

ok gn ill be dreaming about us......

pee pee poo

fart

she made her teacher cry bc she was complaining to him abt her disability and she kept talking for three straight hours and he had to sit down with his head in his hands

my sister bullying her school counsellor is the funniest shit ive heard