Kung NAGMAMALINIS Ka , sana NAG JANITOR ka nalang.

good night!!!

Silence; is a girls loudest cry

NORMAL` naman akong tao pero bakit pag naiisip kita `NABABALIW` ako!!

**PARA KANG TEST PAPER, ANG SARAP MONG TITIGAN**

**kung maganda ka na .. anOng iTsura Ng pAngit ??**

UNG FEELING NA, LATE NA LATE KA NA, TAPOS YUNG JEEP NA NASAKYAN MO NAGHIHINTAY PA NG PASAHERO! TAPOS HINDI PA NASIYAHAN, MGPAPAGASOLINA PA!

**GIRL: Kamusta naman ang buhay mo? BOY: Eto, kinakamusta ako**

Q: What does a suicide bomber trainer say to the trainees? A: Watch closely, I'm only going to show you this once...

**SEX** w/o protection is **MAGIC**..y?coz wen baby appears,the father disappear!