Red Bull and a cigarette for breakfast. Yum.

This just in: "People's Wedding," Escudero to formally announce pres. bid, and I LOST MY F****** WALLET. Nice.

that we are judged, more than ever before, by the things we like.

a beer or five.

Please be careful about what you say. It can hurt sometimes...

ghost writing a speech for Robin Padilla. Man... I think i need to rethink this PR thing.

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And if a ten-ton truck kills the both of us...

ROSSI IS THE 2009 MOTOGP CHAMPION! WOOWOOWOO! Better luck, next time, Lorenzo. Actually, no. I hope you don't have better luck next time.

anyone have a happy place I can visit? (not that kind of happy place, perverts)