Don't rush me. I'll make the wrong decision when I'm good and ready.

Does anyone know where to find Parker Fountain pen ink? The kind in a squat glass bottle?

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.

RP: Toby P. The *bleeping* Count

"You give me two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to f*ck it like a filthy MacGyver." Seth Rogen FTW!

: I think I'm actually going to quit!

There has to be more to life than lining up to take a crowded train & getting to work. I think it has to do with swords & bikes or something

It's ok to admit you get it.

killed a bottle of vodka last night and is reaping the rewards this morning.

ZOMBIELAND! I'm gonna watch. Who's with me?