When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the world down.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris once pissed on an ordinary truck. We now know as Optimus Prime.

All i have is this picture in a frame, that i hold close to see your face everyday.

we hoped for the best, and let go of the rest.

when you smile, the whole world stops!

i do.

where is your boy tonight?