asking for your Jimmy’s paw in marriage.

help watering the plastic flowers.

as calm as a Hindu cow.

to learn how to type with more than two finger

just got bitten by a radioactive spider and now has super spidey powers.

want you to post a secret.

felt the hollowness inside of your heart.

waves morning to everyone here hysterically.

coughed like a frigging baby seal all night long, WHILE having apocolyptic nightmares.

a butteryass.