hates it when confronted by mother about sex lol how awkward. "so what happened just then?" ME: uh..nothing happened..go away

ok. steve is coming over later to meet my parents.i lied to my friends about me being out so they cant come over.is this right? i shall see.

zomg 3 days of madness. 4 hours of sleep and nonstop supply of the anna tecouka funky monkey drink. my brain is lagging

been struggling to toilet train my sister but thanks to shamwow! our carpet still looks great -_-

cant believe im following the apprentice australia! lols. they make me hungry for success grrr

wow. he posted a video of him and his new girl. happy halloween!

a pack of degenerate juvenile delinquents threw eggs over my balcony.THEY MUST BE IMPALED AND DECAPITATED.this is living in mt. Druitt...

omg! my mom is really a nazi. now she's obligating me to go trick or treating with my 2 year old sister! OH WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD!

aww no car for tonight! -_- now we're stuck at my place.lameeerrrrr

I dont know if you guys have seen this before but oohh, hilarity!! lmao