To all women, your species logic is effed up!

The only physical attention I get from my boyfriend is when he wipes his foot across my face.

Are any of my friends still strippers in the Vancouver/Portland region? I need one next week.

Anyone know where to get Oden from in the couv it ptown?

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"The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times." - Paulo Coelho

Headed to play pool at Legends, come play me a game if you're good enough

"The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity." - Dorothy Parker

I so need a beer!

Anyone want to go to the Hunger Games midnight showing tonight at Cinema 99?