Goddamnit. No French Open today?

Sharapova, just win this effing match.

Crushing on this stupid guy who wouldn't even care to date me.

Good Afternoon!

Kusnetsova, please win the goddamn set.

Good Afternoon!

I hope each and every single day of the French Open that Nadal drops out of the draw.

My heart is melting right now.

Good Afternoon!

Good Morning!