Right when i am about to die, i want my exact last words to be "I left one trillion dollars in the.."

The first rule of Gun Safety. Don't piss me off!

Today, a friend of mine told me what "Bing" stands for. "Because It's Not Google."

heyyy

paboost po kahit kunti lang

hello

thinking... thinking... thinking... Scared yet?

try running up a person that looks like bob Marley an ask her for her autograph. once you get it ask yourself. who the fuck was that?

Birdie Birdie in the sky, made a poopy in my eye. Me no frown, me no cry. Me just happy cows can't fly !

sino tinatamad dyan???