Whoa! So great to be back! I really miss PLURKIN'!

...having S-E-X is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Hahaha!

I can't even imagine where I would be today were it not for my hand full of friends. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun.

KARMA, please?! Up, Up and Away!

Had a BLAST in Tagaytay!

Never take LIFE seriously... Nobody gets out ALIVE anyway! Hahaha!

Do you know that you would look GREAT with two pounds less? In my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds! So, take it off! Hahaha!

LAUGH longer, LIVE louder!

I may be DRUNK, b!tch! But in the morning, I will be SOBER and you will still be ugly! Hahaha!

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else...... Hahaha!