It's better to have 1 friend who really get you than having a bunch of friends that will pretend to get you...

If strippers are now called "exotic dancers" then drug dealers should be called "exotic pharmacist"

enjoy the good in life, you'll have to bear with the bad ones.

I can't believe I'm up already and about to shower for a date. Sooooo sleeeeeeepy ☹

Today I decided to burn some calories.. So I set a fat shit like y0u on fire!! Lol

I don't know you. Can you stop giving me dirty looks for no reason? Thanks!

Flirting is a habit for those who are SINGLE; it's their way for saying "I am free!" and it's OK!

plurk plurk!!!!