创造文字的人是多么富有智慧啊，眼睛死掉了，叫做“盲”，心死掉了，叫做“忙”。

按时还完PTPTN的优等生连渣都没有~变相的惩罚我们这些好公民..tmd!

If you don't build your own dream, you will be hired to build other people's dream!!!

A baby shark asks his Dad, "Why do we circle people in the water with our fins showing before we eat them, why don't we just attack ? "

A lot of people do not invest in business... they invest in busy-ness (they purchase a job).- Robert Kiyosaki

‎"Why is your ass split vertically?

Teacher says to class "If you are stupid, stand up"
No one stood up.

我能想到最浪漫的事，就是和你一起慢慢變胖。。。

現在有錢人都吃些什麼?? 都在吃生菜水果、蕃薯，根莖五穀類，在喝牧草、小麥汁，這些其時都是以前窮苦人家或給動物吃的。