TO THE OTHER BOCCHANS WHO ARE NOT sailorbocchan: I AM SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU ALL, BUT WE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER!!

WHY HAVE SO MANY BOCCHANS FALLEN TO THE WICKED EVIL THAT IS SAILOR SPIDERDICK?!

I still do not believe I have taught you how to properly dance or fence. Shall we practice tonight, after I retrieve a camera from the Lady?

Tch. Tch tch tch tch *tch*!

BOCCHAN, PLEASE BE SURE TO WATCH OUT FOR THIS.. "BED INTRUDER"!

BOCCHAN!

Young Master, can you hear me? It is time for your bath.