Once upon a time, I used to go to sleep, until I discovered the internet.

If you earn more from employment, hell is what your tax is!

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to! ...Unless of course, you're in prison.

Zzzzz

Ang dami dami ko pang aayusin!!!! Yung small details tuloy ang hihirap!

I'm using the best and free Plurk app on Android! Plurka v2.3.7

Booooooring

Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter's replacing you. Hellyea, karma's a b*tch! Sincerely, MySpace.

kirstenebolo: There's street smart and then there's Google smart. And oh! Let's not forget the smart ass.

Getting a compliment from a stranger is better that getting a compliment by somebody that you know.