every song that sounds like practice mode in geometry dash brings me unspeakable joy

all you can eat chipotle is great until it’s not

so thirsty the shower water lookin potable

looking for a reputable demon who’s interested in trading twice tickets for what little soul i have left. any takers

great thing about being a shut-in is that when you go outdoors everything is magical. like wow that’s what rocks looks like in the real world

fear is only a manifestation of the duende inside

i took her to my penthouse then i plurked it (then i plurked it)

give a man a plurk, he plurks for a day. but teach a man to plurk... he'll plurk for life.