/curls up in a tight, post all day outing, post super high stress and anxiety crash

fffft. so. I went over to AO3 to look for a specific Usagi ship I enjoy. it wasn't listed in the available tags, so I started to type it in the addition tags. and was horribly amused by the suggested ships

my husband just texted me THIS from the store

[female body tmi][depression][other health bullshit][mute]

[possible tmi] looking for new bedsheets, and looking for something specifically that can handle, um. stains of the lady variety. And I found THIS https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61Ij3zIDmzL._SX679_.jpg

my peeps are mutants

....................... I am not amused, game.... at all. :|

[health stuff] Welp. This is my life now. I had another chest pain attack, like I had back in October.

holy shit, hermit crabs are HUGE