Plurk keyboard shortcuts I've found: & (front of timeline), % (forward in timeline), u (updates to show new posts), v (views new responses)

The sun's about to cross the yardarm. Time to link the Unofficial Plurk Drinking Game!

Brightly sunny, heavily windy, and thundering. Dear Midwest weather: bite me.

there a name for the style of 3D animation that uses border stroking to resemble cel animation?

I have now seen no updates in two hours. Either Plurk is broken or 80 very chatty people have had nothing to say.

Have there really been *no* new posts on my timeline in the last *hour*?

Why I am reluctant to use Linux: Linux users are dicks.

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS." It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

W. Buffett: Envy is the worst of the 7 sins. You feel worse and they feel no worse. Gluttony, at least, has some upside.

JK Rowling: "[P]ersonal happiness lies in knowing that life is not a check-list of acquisition or achievement."