*marks all as read; *thinks of joke "what's black and white and red all over"? and realizes as he types it that it's really a verbal joke.

if anyone else is seeing weird characters on plurks today like "Женат/замужем"?

which is more boring? televised poker or televised golf?

to know why the fuck the "welcome back kotter" dude is on some late night tv show?

broke the bridge on his shit-ass antares acoustic guitar can i be replaced or am i screwed??

watching conan ... cooking papas ...

it's all about this right now

"blue carpet treatment" just came up on the itunes and he took it off random...

he needs to cook up a plate of tater-totts, jalapenos and cheese. \

the plurk response timestamp is absolutely essENtial!