I love the diner on my street. It hasn't changed since 1960 and the waitress calls me hun.

finds it funny that she manages to get more work for herself by attempting to outsource.

can't believe its 4pm already...where did the day go?!

Obama can kiss my blue-and-red ass.

Some days just feel weird.

the founding fathers were terrible mudslingers...lol!

Gawd, I hate Macy's. Worst customer service ever.

I think I was just propositioned on the train. This. Day. Is. Weird.

I was hoping for a chicken greek pita from the Coney, but Amtrak shot those plans to hell.

already delayed.