CHEMISTRY TEACHER ASKED A SEXY STUDENT. SIR: WHAT ARE NITRATES? SEXY: SA MOTEL PO, MAS MAHAL ANG **NITRATES** KESA DAY RATES!

worst.day.ever.

the wise don't show their knowledge,but fools broadcast their foolishness..

Its better to be single but inspired rather that committed but confused.

1 girl shouted inside d church & said.. "itigil ang ksal"my aswa na ang la2king yan.d pipol shouted back: "cge laksan mo pa binyag to tanga.

Pag ang babae NGUMINGITI mag-isa hindi baliw yun , KINIKILIG yun !

Parang gusto kong kurso, BS Falling In Love... major in YOU!

booored

you