My roommate walked into the room and tore a nasty fart. "Dude." "Oh I'm sorry I thought you couldn't smell anything." "...I'M NOT DEAF."

Roommate brought home dayquil for me, so in about a half hour I'll feel cracked out. Yay?

Fever. Runny nose. Stuffed up. Itchy eyes. glares at floorplanSL

One of my cats just burped and it sounded like a pig snort. He looked as surprised as I was by the sound.

Listen to the man, Spidey. He's talking a lotta' sense.

So my birthday's coming up... cough Magic Remote Control – Giftahh – gifts you'll wa...

Trying to get an outfit for a photo together this morning and this

This needs to be a bigger thing.